Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome to heaven!”
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”
Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.”
Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!”
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”
George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”
Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”
2007-08-23 07:19:51 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Jim
2007-08-23 07:57:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahha...good one....here's one I heard today and thought to be really really funny
I went to the men's room and went inside a bathroom cubicle. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other cubicle saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's room but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........... I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!" _
chEErIOs
2007-08-23 07:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
We've got the rest of you buddies in the corner. You can join them if you want, but you gotta get Al Gore's permission first.
It's the BOREGORE CLUB
2007-08-24 03:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so true 2 thumbs up
2016-05-21 00:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-23 15:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another bush joke:
what i don't get is yoga. i don't get the clearing your mind thing. i mean how can you clear your mind of all thoughts without being george bush?
2007-08-23 07:27:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-08-23 07:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one, Bush knows nothing. star for you my fiend
keep posting em, thx for the giggles
2007-08-23 11:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke!!!!
2007-08-23 17:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha it's a wonder he could find the pearly gates!
:-)))
2007-08-23 07:31:34 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋