Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say ***' and I'll say hell'".
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.
"Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios."
His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"
"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your *** it ain't gonna be Cheerios."
2007-08-23 06:03:46 · 27 answers · asked by Je:) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor kids.
2007-08-23 06:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahah....cute
Here's one for you
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
CHeeRioS
2007-08-23 06:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The last part was funny, I don't like the idea of kids 8 and 6 cussing............. "But you can bet your A** it ain't gonna be Cheerios." Lol.
2007-08-23 06:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by Wings619 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right it is so extra chinese language jokes for you: The chinese language husband.. A single chinese language Chef owns a chinese language eating place, and at some point a eye-catching chinese language woman walks in. He as we communicate walks over and asks her out on a date. She has an identical opinion. They bypass out for a on an identical time as, and quickly, the guy proposes to her. She says "particular, yet earlier we do, there is something you're able to desire to comprehend. I actual have in no way had the intercourse, yet i've got learn it." He says that it is not a topic, and that they are married. On their honeymoon, the guy tells his spouse that on the grounds that she's a virgin, she will choose for what they do first. She says "Oh, maximum honorable husband. i'm honored to be your spouse, even nevertheless I actual have in no way had the intercourse, yet i've got learn it. So, I actual have chosen to have the sixty 9. The Chef husband seems at a loss for words, and after questioning approximately it, he says "you like.. the beef and broccoli?" chinese language toddler.. A chinese language couple had a clean toddler. The nurse brings them over a stunning, healthful, bouncy, black toddler boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the hot mothers and fathers. "what is going to you call the toddler?" The puzzled father seems at his new toddler and says "i think of we can call him "Sum Ting Wong." .. ('some' 'element' 'incorrect'.. lol)
2016-10-09 02:41:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea ist kinda is because the other kidd aint get hit
2007-08-23 06:11:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a golden oldie but still funny
2007-08-23 06:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by kev l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent :0)
2007-08-23 06:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Danny M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids who cuss make me laugh
2007-08-23 06:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good but it's nothing compared to what twinkle just put up.
2007-08-23 06:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe niice hehehe
2007-08-23 06:08:30 · answer #10 · answered by <3.love.tennis. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋