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Will there be alot of this in Heaven? I believe there will be !

2007-08-23 06:03:42 · 15 answers · asked by Michael Knight 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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there has got to be! i mean heaven is the happy place right? only good things ^_^

2007-08-23 06:07:37 · answer #1 · answered by christen 1 · 1 0

Yeah. Has to be.

God and Jesus were playing golf.

God teed off and his golf ball hit a tree, ricochet, hitting a wood pile, bounced, hit another tree, and rolled onto the green about 6 inches from the hole. A squirrel ran out and dropped the ball in.

"Dad, are you gonna play golf or just mess around?"

2007-08-23 13:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by ed 7 · 0 1

Absolutely.

There'll be a lot of funny stuff in heaven, when we're not laughing out of sheer, unmitigated joy.

One of the funniest things might be seeing the faces of fundamentalists when they walk in and see gay people and liberals and women who had to have abortions.

They'll be all red in the face and sputtering like Porky Pig: "Bbbbbut God! Th-th-th-them was a bbbbbbuncha sinners! Why you done let th-th-th-them sinners in here fer?"

2007-08-23 13:06:49 · answer #3 · answered by Acorn 7 · 3 1

Sure, God does have a sense of humor, after all. Just look at the platypus.

2007-08-23 13:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by Serena 7 · 2 0

Yes. Tons.

2007-08-23 13:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 2 0

Yeah, and lots of chocolate and no calories, either!!! LOL!

LINK RULES!!!!

2007-08-23 13:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

naturally

2007-08-23 13:07:58 · answer #7 · answered by mrjobez 3 · 0 1

Haha me too!

2007-08-23 13:06:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sorry but they evolved.

LULZ @ U!

2007-08-23 13:07:00 · answer #9 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 4 1

yes there will be

2007-08-23 13:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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