On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid replies, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
2007-08-23 05:56:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...good one..here's one for you
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, ''Father, what causes arthritis?''
''Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,'' the priest replied. ''Imagine that,'' the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: ''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'' ''I don't have arthritis, Father,'' the drunk said, ''but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.''
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2007-08-23 06:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol hahahhahaha so true cops are ***** and i luv this joke star 4 u !!
2007-08-23 13:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats real funny LMAO LOL
2007-08-23 13:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by atsp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-08-23 13:10:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty good but what twinkle just posted in here is way better. twinkle, you're like my hero on yahoo answers now!
2007-08-23 13:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart*** kid lol. Hahaha.
2007-08-23 13:23:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) I'm passing this on to a family member who is a cop....Love it!
2007-08-23 13:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by KS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bahaha thats good! i've heard it before, but it's still funny
2007-08-23 13:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by ashley101-zippedy doo dah! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny x
2007-08-23 15:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol
2007-08-23 13:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋