I went to the men's room and went inside a bathroom cubicle. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other cubicle saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's room but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........... I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
2007-08-23 05:30:50 · 17 answers · asked by R 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhah......AMAZING.....best joke i ever heard..........
Here's one for you
A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.
The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" the encouraged man asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
Cheerios
2007-08-23 05:36:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny! I think if that was me answering I'd have to hide in the bathroom until they left. I'd be totally embarassed!
2007-08-23 12:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing like taking to you girl wile taking a crap.
A bunch of sh!t come out of each end.
2007-08-23 12:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by KJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny!
2007-08-23 12:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad heard it before though Twinkle had a better one i think
2007-08-23 12:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by april marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this 1 b4 but i still like it. not bad.
2007-08-23 12:35:20 · answer #6 · answered by iamkillerqueen09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
Twinkle's joke was good too.
2007-08-23 12:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by King of Biscuits 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have neve guessed it. How funny.
2007-08-23 13:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-08-23 12:49:01 · answer #9 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha thats funny!!
2007-08-23 12:37:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋