The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine
to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if
he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the
roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel.
The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to
see what the limo could do.
Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side
mirror, so he pulled over. The trooper approached the limo, peered in
through the windows, then said, "Just a moment please, I need to call
in."
The trooper called in and explained to the chief that he had a very
important person pulled over for speeding. "How do I handle this, chief?"
asked the trooper. "Is it the Governor?" questioned the chief. "No! This
guy is even more important!"
"Is it the President?" asked the chief.
"No! Even more important!"
2007-08-23 05:23:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well, who the heck is it?" screamed the chief.
"I don't know, sir," replied the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his
chauffeur."
2007-08-23 05:24:06 · update #1
lol 9.5/10
2007-08-23 21:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by Slimm D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol there was Nuns on the run., now there's Pope driving like a dope.
2007-08-23 15:31:24 · answer #2 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious.
2007-08-23 13:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was eating a sandwich when I read this and about choked from laughing at the same time!
2007-08-23 12:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!! lol! from a scale of 1 - 10 i rate it an 8.5
2007-08-23 12:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by JesusC<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha...ona scale of 1-10 i give it an 8
2007-08-23 12:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by Scream me a love song 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good one. I got a laugh out of it.
2007-08-23 12:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a great Joke. Old But good!!!
2007-08-23 12:41:19 · answer #8 · answered by JB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
top joke hun nearly coughed my diet coke out of my nose
2007-08-23 16:30:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thought it was good i give it a 7
2007-08-23 12:45:35 · answer #10 · answered by april marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn!!that was the funniest thng i read for days :))
2007-08-23 12:30:03 · answer #11 · answered by no 1 u kno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋