a blonde decides she is fed up with the usual prejudice, so she dyes her hair brown. she's out the next day doing calculus in her head etc., when she comes to a sheep field. she asks the farmer, if i guess the number of sheep in yr field will you give one of them to me? he says sure go ahead, so she says 687. he's amazed and tells her to take her pick. just as she's about to drive off he comes over to the car and asks is that yr natural hair colour? why? she asks,..... just wondering if you'd mind giving me my dog back!
2007-08-23 05:07:39 · 34 answers · asked by nomes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha......i got one
A blond decides to take up horseback riding. She gets on the horse, and it immediately starts bucking foward. So now, she's holding on to the horses mane. She starts sliding off the horse, so she reaches for the reins but misses. By now, her head is bouncing off the ground. She yells for help. Finally, the Wal-Mart manager runs over and unplugs the horse...........
Hint---it was mechanical!!!!!!!!! lol
2007-08-23 05:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
goood one....here's one for you
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: Why don't blonds play frisbee?
A: It hurts their teeth.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
A. because she heard the drinks were on the house.
CHeeRioS
2007-08-23 05:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's one of the better blonde jokes. I've never heard it before.
2007-08-23 05:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by tammi_alley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
farmer: "hey, yo, WAIT!"
Blonde:"wut?"
farmer: "if i guess ur real hair colour can u give me back my sheep?"
blonde: "hmmmmm alright"
farmer:"...your a blonde..........................................now give me back my dog"
thats how i heard it and i like it better that way also they think that they have a fair chance so add this
'the farmer,thinking he has a fair chance says' "alright"
'the blonce thinking no1 can guess her real hair color says' "oh alright go ahead
2007-08-23 05:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by Bob B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant and i'm blonde and love blonde jokes
2007-08-23 05:14:30 · answer #5 · answered by Sue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I do love the blonde jokes......even tho I'm blonde myself lol
2007-08-23 05:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by linz78 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2007-08-23 05:24:35 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Grudge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt really chuckle but ill give you a star
2007-08-23 05:11:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sadly, that has actually happened to one of my friends. Except she said kittens, and they were actually puppies.
2007-08-23 05:58:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA... very coolio!!! Love it!!! thanks =)
Oh, 4 the person who didn't get... she took a dog instead of a sheep.... I guess she didn't know the difference or something... =)
2007-08-23 05:26:45 · answer #10 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋