Frank, or Robert, or Blake, or Osama, or George, or Samantha? Is it possible that God is Bi-Sexual and that is why he created both man and woman and a few mixed genders in between? Maybe he is a true rainbow and that is why we have yellow, and red, and white, and pale, and dark skinned people throughout our world? If it's not impossible it must be possible right?
2007-08-23 04:53:26 · 5 answers · asked by xfileaddict1969 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God's real name is 'Howard'. (Our Father, who art in Heaven... Howard be thy name...)
2007-08-23 05:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Etymologically, God means to envoke and was from around the 6th century, so I doubt after 1500 years or so we would even notice if it was Frank. Calling your child Frank in that case would be like calling them God now.
I think your theories are not only possible, they're pretty plausable!
2007-08-23 12:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mulder: I heard it Scully!
Scully: What?
Mulder: The name of God.
Scully: What are you talking about?
Mulder: It was in my head, I heard it clear as a bell.
Scully: (snickering) Mulder, what was the name?
Mulder: I'm serious Scully. I was just cleaning my gun and there was a voice that told me God's name.
Scully: ( A little bit incredulous) What was the name, can you tell me?
Mulder: Jesus.
Scully: ( rolling her eyes) Mulder!
Mulder: What Scully?
Scully: Everyone knows that.
Mulder: I know this sounds weird, but I heard it.
Scully: But you don't believe in God, and everytime you acknowledged him you were angry at him.
Mulder: Scully, I heard what I heard. I . . . I don't know what to think. What does this mean?
Scully: ( half laughing) Were you listening to those preachers again?
Mulder: The one's who were preaching a secret message to the aliens?
Scully: Yes.
Mulder: Stop making fun of me Scully. This isn't funny.
Scully: Mulder, you probably just thought you heard something. After listening to preaching sometimes I think that I hear something.
Mulder: You heard it too?
Scully: (Almost giving up) . . . . what are you going to do? What does it mean to you?
Mulder: I don't know.
Scully: Would you like to talk to my priest?
Mulder: No . . . maybe.
Scully: Look, I'll tell him and arrange a meeting.
Mulder: Will I have to wear a cross?
Scully: (She shakes her head and walks out the door)
2007-08-23 12:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has many titles, but he has only one personal name, which he gave himself. Ps. 83:18 says: "That people may know that you, whose name is Jehovah, you alone are the Most High over all the earth."
"And I used to appear to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob as God Almighty, but as respects my name Jehovah I did not make myself known to them." Ex. 6:3
"Look! God is my salvation. I shall trust and be in no dread; for Jah Jehovah is my strength and [my] might, and he came to be the salvation of me." Isa. 12:2
“Trust in Jehovah, you people, for all times, for in Jah Jehovah is the Rock of times indefinite.” Isa 26:4.
2007-08-23 12:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by LineDancer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SMOKE'EM IF YOU GOT'EM
2007-08-23 12:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by dvampyregod666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋