Dog Property Rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.
2007-08-23 04:35:51 · 5 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds a lot like the rules of a two year old child too.
Good one Frank
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2007-08-23 05:02:21 · answer #1 · answered by Chewie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA it additionally looks like particular cities and trees lyk if the tree falls on the abode, the automobile, or somebody elses automobile, or somebody, its ur tree. If we wanna cut back it down, its ours. lol hava megastar thats an exceedingly sturdy one
2016-11-13 06:14:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very entertaining. lol
2007-08-23 04:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahaa
very true
2007-08-23 13:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-23 05:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋