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I feel like I'm being a bit rude and all. Granted, I use his gift about as often as Ralphie, the kid from "Christmas Story", used his pink bunny out fit his aunt made, but it's the thought that counts, right?

2007-08-23 04:24:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Sure, it's the thought that counts. I tried to send him a thank you note, but my mail always gets returned. Then I called his apartment building, and his landlord, Tony (good guy, that Tony) said he got the boot because he was behind on his rent. Apparently Tony was getting tired of being paid in loaves and fishes, and all the winos that Jesus always had over. I have no idea where he is now. Tony said he just mumbled something about "my father's house" and wandered off. I'm kind of worried about Jesus. He tends to get confused. You haven't seen him, have you?

2007-08-23 04:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Darndest thing, James, I got the note in my morning mail. Some mix-up, huh? I'll pass it on, so it won't get misdiected again. I love the "Christmas Story." My rotten little brother got a BB rifle when he was eight. My sister and I had to pry it from his greedy little fingers. Oh yeah, we wanted to give it a shot!

2007-08-23 14:49:50 · answer #2 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 0 0

Yes, Thank Him for suffering the pain of crucifixion, being buried in the grave and arising from the grave being the firstborn of resurrection. Thank Him for redeeming us because without Him we were lost in sin. Thank Him for the peace that He gives to us. Perfect love casts out all fear, because fear has torment. Thank Him for this wonderful peace.

Thank Him for the free gift of Salvation because without Him we were nothing.

2007-08-23 11:36:24 · answer #3 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 1 0

Have you seen "The Passion"?


If you went through something like that for someone, would a thank you note suffice?

2007-08-23 12:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's a good idea! Send a box of fine Candy with it...he lives in my house, I can give you the address.

2007-08-23 11:32:51 · answer #5 · answered by Gabriela 3 · 4 0

There is more to Jesus than just sending Jesus a 'thank you' note or card. Are you saved?

2007-08-23 11:31:39 · answer #6 · answered by 1saintofGod 6 · 1 1

Your sincerity, in the quiet depths of your soul is what counts. So, if you are really thankful, you've already thanked him, probably without even knowing it.

2007-08-23 11:29:45 · answer #7 · answered by Holly Carmichael 4 · 3 0

Use E Mail it is faster, cheaper and cool. Or you could just whisper it in your heart. You will be surprise that He is near you all this while.

2007-08-23 11:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by Kingdomchild07 5 · 1 0

Jesus has a fragile ego though, and you'll have to send him a thank you card every 20 minutes or he sends you off to the soul grill.

2007-08-23 11:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 6 2

James, "You look like a pink nightmare. Do you want to take it off?"

2007-08-23 12:02:42 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 2 0

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