an inventor go to the patent office with his inventions
1st is a folding bottle, i call this a fottel he says. the patent advisor thinks his invention is a bit silly
then he shows the lady his 2nd invention this is my folding carton i call it a farton. the advisor says we would find that name a bit rude.
inventor turns and says your not going to like my folding bucket then.
2007-08-23 04:22:01 · 25 answers · asked by juju-arlie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, where have you been hiding for so long!?
2007-08-23 16:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by applebeer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious! Great joke! Keep 'em coming! Star 4 U! HAHAHAHAHA! I'm almost dying from laughter!
2007-08-23 04:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok its funny one star coming up
2007-08-23 04:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by preistess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is a good one but I have read this one before.
2007-08-24 01:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Eye ♥Candy™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one. I'm using that one tonight
2007-08-23 04:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl, thx for the laughs, keep them coming, a well deserved star for you, loved this one
2007-08-23 04:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure you can have a star
2007-08-23 04:45:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No star
2007-08-23 04:27:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
heheh...good one....here's one for you
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-23 04:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
sorry, not that funny!, took me a while to figure out what it would be called!ha!
2007-08-23 04:44:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its ok but you didnt say it properly. If you said it right it would be much funnier
2007-08-23 04:32:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋