This got asked late last night - I wanted to see the daytime answers!
Do you know what I mean? If this forum was dropped into a existing but unpopulated community, and had to function as a community - who would do what jobs?
2007-08-23 04:17:01 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Uh oh - 666Father appears to be tempting me! What should I do?
2007-08-23 04:22:26 · update #1
Here's one for you Georgia - with pun intended ;^)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CphSne7Roic
2007-08-23 04:34:23 · update #2
Zapp - my father walked around wearing a weird uniform shirt, and no pants.
2007-08-23 04:36:33 · update #3
Jack B! - Way to knock it out of the park! You've gotta be my first guest! We'll have to run on cable or the censors will kill us!
2007-08-23 04:37:52 · update #4
Did Quella just tell Jack to 'assume the position?"
2007-08-23 04:41:22 · update #5
Serafim would be President and would immediately declare war on Canada
Vicarious Cynic would be latenight talk show host
Bonsai Bobby would have his own show on HGTV
Geezah would be the scientist who became famous for achieving chain-reaction-fission using rubber ducks
Boar's Head would be America's top psychic
Run James Run would be the world's top sex advisor, a la Dr. Ruth
Kallan would have her own syndicated advice column
Ramjet would be chief of the air force in Serafim's war against Canada(She's going to love this answer!)
IWF would be leading endangered species and Penguin advocate
Thrice would be the new Betty Crocker, with added sex appeal
Quella Bella would be the new Mary Kay of cosmetics fame
Rachel would be all around diva, a la Victoria Beckham
Deke would be the Simon Cowell of the R&S version of American Idol
Scarlett/Loka would be the bird breeder who developed a breed of parrot that not only could speak, but knew sign language
I would be the celebrity who didn't actually do much of anything, but always ended up in the tabloids
2007-08-23 04:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 25⤊ 0⤋
Thank you! I think there would be a very long argument about who should do what until people form groups based on their beliefs and start claiming discrimination because they were not allowed to do this or that. The bottomline: it might not be too different from the real thing and I might still be an equity analyst in an investment bank making sure that fools do part with their money in the stock market.
2016-04-01 10:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack, did you just call yourself the "Paris Hilton" of Town R&S? lol.
Anyway, the community would't last long, as soon as Patrick the Carpathian showed up (if he resembles any of his avatars in the least) the sum of the populace will flee in terror.
But before that happened, I would try and host one mixed martial arts match between the believer and the atheist men (something tells me that there will be alot of hurt pocket protectors out there), and of course some mud wrestling with all of the R&S vile temptresses.
And then off to Canada.
2007-08-23 14:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a fun question!
I could see Pangel being the town therapist/councelor. She seems very easy to talk to and understanding. If not a councelor, I see her owning/working at a daycare or school because I think children would love her.
Mama24 would also be a teacher or in some way working with children, I would think.
Eleventy would be a good judge because he is objective and views debates from both side's perspective.
I think we'd have plenty of the following:
Conspiracy Theorists
Lawyers
Ministers/Priests/Preachers
*I'd be a customer at the strip club Riegan owned/worked at...lol
2007-08-23 04:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by Christy ☪☮e✡is✝ 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
I'd most likely be a data analyst, verifying whether or not information is truthful and reliable. The story tellers would hate me because I'd always ruin their fun, but I'd be well loved at Riegans strip club, because people would have more money to spend there as a result of my efforts.
2007-08-23 04:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I, of course, would run the local holistic health center, with a focus on body, mind and spirit, teaching the higher order of martial arts and Reiki.
I would not make a lot of money, but I sure would be happy!
2007-08-23 13:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by Shihan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm really a jack of all trades. But, I must admit, I am especially good at slacking off. But, if I have a choice, I'm totally teaching Biology. That is, until the fundies kill me for teaching the "theory" of evolution. That will come right after the theory of gravity, which will come after the lesson on what a scientific theory is.
Well, he is right. Maybe it is time for a break. For all of us.
2007-08-23 04:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'd be 'the other town tramp' but would publicly be known as a good church going dairy cow who secretly wants to work at Riegan's strip club.
2007-08-23 05:35:18 · answer #8 · answered by Holy Cow! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd own take over the radio station and I'd deejay... I think that would be a blast.
2007-08-23 09:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't last because all the different people and their beliefs would clash. There would be constant war.
2007-08-23 04:23:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋