2007-08-23 03:39:32 · 24 answers · asked by ? 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Don't say any part of her body is fat (eg: lips, butt, ankles, legs, arms, face, feet, stomach, back (ew back fat is so gross), ANY PART!
Don't tell her she's dumb.
GOD Don't tell her that her mother is hot!
Don't ask her if she has ever been in a threesome!
DON'T EVER ASK HER TO SLEEP WITH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS! EVER!
2007-08-23 03:55:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Digitts 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really don't ever want to commit to anyone. I like sleeping around with everyone I know too much.
I never put the toilet seat down after I pee ... I don't really want to touch the seat.
I've had a lot of girlfriends before but baby, you are definitely in the top five.
I really want a natural girl ... someone who never shaves their legs or arm pits is my thing.
Throughout my life, my primary goal has been to never keep the same job for more than two months and so far, I have achieved that goal.
2007-08-23 03:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by Erik A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I took a fminute or two to see if there are five of them and I just can't find five. Actually four is not there either. Three and two are elucing me as well. One thing may be that........No not even one thing that can't be said to a woman
Are you afraid of them.
2007-08-23 04:07:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Wow, are you pregnant? You gained a crap load of weight!! (She is not pregnant.)
2. Honey, you have been here ALL DAY. Why didn't you clean the house? It looks like a pigsty.
3. Honey, you are bitchy right now. It must be that time of the month.
4. Get me a beer. The game is on, shh. (She wants to talk about the relationship.)
5. And lets not forget the dreaded c word. C*nt. (It still makes alot of women mad.)
2007-08-23 03:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by avid_rafter765 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Five things you should not say to a woman
1. I was only with you to get to your sister.
2. Whoever told you that you were beatiful, lied.
3. Is that supposed to look like that?
4. You should really save money to get plastic surgery.
5. You're ugly.
2007-08-23 03:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Jo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. Your going to wear that?
2. I hate your mother?
3. Is it that time of the moth
4. Are you putting on weight?
5. My last Girl friend always swallowed
2007-08-23 03:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million. could be effective if the reproductive organs weren't in such close proximity to the waste discharge pipes. 2.effective if women have been somewhat much less coniving and adult males somewhat extra mature 3. effective if there have been no evils ones. 4. effective if human beings could desire to save issues in perspective. 5. effective in the event that they fought much less
2016-10-09 02:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. do your boobs come in any bigger sizes? (a guy really did say this to me just so u know)
2. all the pick-up lines on the face of the earth!
3. is it that time of the month yet?
4. you need to loose some weight
and last but not least.
5. whats your sign?
those five qustions annoy me!
2007-08-23 03:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
1. "Some men find cottage cheese thighs attractive"
2. "Sure I nailed your sister, but don't worry, she wasn't as good as you"
3. "Why are that girls breasts so much perkier than yours?"
4. "I don't want to imply that your stretched, but having sex with you is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"
5. "Yeah I'll tell you when I c*m...THERE! I just did!"
2007-08-23 03:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. You look fat.
2. Do you think (insert female name here) is hot?
3. What happened to you?!
4. This meal tastes awful.
5. Let's go shopping.
2007-08-23 03:46:27 · answer #10 · answered by bluedevil1642 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋