I am a dark brunette. I made some blond jokes a WHILE ago and some people got offended, so now I guess I'm going to roast myself.
There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina
Doing only the breaststroke
The only three women who entered the race were a Brunette
A Redhead and a Blonde
After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up on the shore
She was declared the fastest breaststroker
About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled declared the second place finisher
Nearly 4 hours after that, the Brunette finally came ashore
And promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race
She replied
"I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser
But I think those two other girls were using their arms"
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Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
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2007-08-23 02:53:13 · 17 answers · asked by Jessika 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blonds?
A. Invisible
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Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
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And finally, one blond joke. Sorry, I have to.
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What do you call a blond who has dyed her hair? Artficial intelligence.
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Well that's all for this round. If I offend you, tell me! Then, at least, you'll get a point or two.
2007-08-23 02:55:32 · update #1
lol...............
2007-08-23 02:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by abby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The little brunette awakened her mother four hours before the sun rose crying because of bad dreams. Mother assured her daughter that because it was Sunday the Lord and guardian angels would keep her safe until dawn. The brunette replied,
"Yeah, but I want somebody with skin on to sleep next to."
Hours later when family was at their Catholic church listening to mass the small brunette began to squirm. The mother asked why her child was restless and was told a "Number 2
needs to happen soon." The good woman said, "Remember
darling, this is the house of our Lord." The brunette asked, dumbfounded, "The Lord has a potty?" Mother then pointed to tabernacle votive light (a candle in a red glass container), saying, "Hush! There stands the very light of our Lord." The
need to depart was pressing so brunetette asked, "Mommy, are we going to stay here until that light turns green?"
2007-08-29 17:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-08-23 03:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by spec_miata_eliminator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, they were all funny and I'm glad to get a change from all the Blond jokes. Keep em coming, I'm waiting for round two!!! Here, have a *STAR*
2007-08-23 03:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice,a bit different.
Well done,have a star.
2007-08-31 02:27:39 · answer #5 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and i really dont find blond jokes offensive star for you
2007-08-31 02:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey-C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute. star 4 u
2007-08-27 02:40:58 · answer #7 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a brunette and i thought they were funny!!! :)
2007-08-30 19:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by McCrazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thing the first joke may have shown brunette stupidity but what amazing SKILL!!!swimming with breasts!!!:-)
2007-08-30 22:56:08 · answer #9 · answered by chuckguy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked it.
2007-08-23 03:02:08 · answer #10 · answered by bjorn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved them!!! have a star
2007-08-31 02:35:59 · answer #11 · answered by chess_is_best 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋