Ok, A couple of buddies and I were out havin' a few, not out to pick up women, just havin' a few. When we overheard some really corny pick up lines. I was hoping to get some of the strangest pick up lines that have been put on you. The dumbest one will get my vote.
2007-08-23 02:52:42 · 12 answers · asked by rudeguest 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Is yo daddy a baker.... cause those buns look fresh outta the oven???!!!
OR
is it hot in here or is it just u!!!!!!
And of course the oldest one.....
if i could rearrange the alphabet.... i would put U and I 2getha!!!
2007-08-23 03:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend and I were standing on the street and my friend was eating a hotdog. Some hot woman walked by and my friend said, " Oh baby, you're so fine you're making this hot dog taste nasty".
I have no idea what that was supposed to mean but 30 years later I still rank it in the top 5.
2007-08-23 10:02:57 · answer #2 · answered by john c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Hi, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
If I flip a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?
You must play the trumpet, because you sure make me horny!
2007-08-23 10:04:32 · answer #3 · answered by K F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some chick about ten years younger than me said this, "Hey, you look like that guy off the T.V. show Prison Break."
I asked her which one with a smile, because the main guy is kind of small and weak looking, the other guy, his brother, Dominic Purcell is his real name looks like a tough guy. She said Dominic Purcell. I said "cool, let's get a drink."
2007-08-23 10:01:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know a few:
If i could rearange the alpha bet id put you and i togeather
you must be a parking ticket cuz u got FINE writen all over you
and..my favorite.ha (used alot over here)
it must be big cause baby you make the earth look small.
2007-08-23 09:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
OR
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
2007-08-23 09:59:39 · answer #6 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking from my car to the train one morining. This guy pulls over and is yelling this out of his car window.
"You know, smoking is really bad for you...blablablablablablablablbalabl ect..... " I said thanks i'll keep that in mind...kinda rolled my eyes and walked away. He pulled up and continued to badger me about my smoking habits and then asked for my number "ya know, so i can help you quit" with one of thoes im trying to be cute smiles. All i wanted to do was smack him.
2007-08-23 10:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by mable3691214 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you owe books at the library because you have fine written all over you.
if i could rearange the alphabet i would put U and I together.
i cant think of ne more!
2007-08-23 09:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by gf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just got a straight out - "do u like sex?"
Haha i was like "uh.. not with u"
2007-08-23 09:56:33 · answer #9 · answered by jeska102 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can sure see myself in your pants....
2007-08-23 10:10:16 · answer #10 · answered by Michael H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋