Can anyone ever really put Baby in a corner?
Sorry.......I couldn't resist. Just thought I'd make you smile this morning
2007-08-23 02:43:34 · 21 answers · asked by primoa1970 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hate that line. LOL I just makes me burst out laughing. Who can take that seriously?
2007-08-23 02:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
Amen!!!!!
2007-08-23 11:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mornin Primoa
2007-08-23 09:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by ReliableLogic 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So you like the movie Dirty Dancing as well. That was the best line in the movie. And it did make me smile.
2007-08-23 10:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by Country girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO ONE puts Baby in the corner!
I've ... Had ... the time of my life ....
And I never felt this way before
I swear
Its the truth
AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU!
LOL
Thank You Jesus!
2007-08-23 11:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks,I can use a smile on my face.
2007-08-23 09:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by cosmicsurfrer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I Had The Time Of My Life" is now going through my head...
Good morning. :)
2007-08-23 09:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by Sookie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That did make me smile. haha
2007-08-23 10:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by bmattj121 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better than leaving her in the car.
2007-08-23 09:47:20 · answer #9 · answered by Gravedigger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
didnt make me smile whats so funny?
2007-08-23 09:47:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋