Little Johnny was playing in the farm yard one morning.
The chickens were out running around, and getting in Little Johnny's way. In a temper tantrum he started running after them and kicking them. His mother caught him kicking the chickens, and said, "That's it! No eggs for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny was playing in the pasture, and soon started chasing the cattle and kicking them with his feet. His mother again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, "No milk for you for one month!"
Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner in the kitchen when his father came in from the barn. As he closed the door the barnyard cat slipped into the kitchen. Johnny's father gave the cat a kick back outside.
Little Johnny looked at his mother and said "Are you going to tell him, Mommy, or do you want me to?"
2007-08-23 02:30:28 · 16 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the punchline gerard is.............he kicked a cat so no ***** for him
2007-08-23 02:41:41 · update #1
that was extra funny. star for you.
2007-08-23 02:37:11 · answer #1 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant
2007-08-23 02:35:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
9/10. Did you say he kicked a poossey-cat or something?
2007-08-23 02:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by RAFIU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can not lie, it is the only humorous tale i heard interior the day that made me snicker and wager what it is 12 o' clock, my father and mother are snoozing of their room, so i couldn'r snigger making sound, yet i grew to become into demise to snigger out loud, my abdomen is paining. i saved the discomfort of my snigger for 2moro, thnx lots...
2016-10-09 02:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmao 10/10 x
2007-08-23 02:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one, a bit predictable but all the same funny!!
2007-08-23 02:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by Fii 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol really good gave you a star for that one
2007-08-23 02:35:47 · answer #7 · answered by bellatrix 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
now, tell me --- what is the punishment for kicking a cat??
great joke
2007-08-23 02:39:38 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one :) Star for you!
2007-08-23 02:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cruel but funny hahaha.
2007-08-23 03:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUTSTANDING, I want to give you a star, but i dont know how to, REALLY!
2007-08-23 02:47:35 · answer #11 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋