A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going
home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, His wife really got on
his case and stayed on it.
After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer "How would you like it if you
didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
went by and he still didn't see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little,
out of the corner of his left eye.
2007-08-23 02:29:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL HAHAHA, What a 'PUNCH' Line!!!! That's a great one, enjoy this *STAR*
2007-08-23 02:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH ahahahahaha she punched him hahahahaha thats really funny!
2007-08-23 09:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by Scarlett 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NICE JOKE! I didnt see that coming, neither did her hubby!
2007-08-23 09:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great! Loved it.
2007-08-23 09:49:37 · answer #4 · answered by bjorn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, tht was funny.
2007-08-23 09:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahaha
2007-08-23 10:01:44 · answer #6 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's hilarious...best one today!!! Thanks for sharing and a star for you.
2007-08-23 10:43:00 · answer #7 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋