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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

2007-08-23 01:40:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

LOL.
Good one..
I hope I was the 1st one to give you a star for bringing a smile.

2007-08-23 01:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lmao!!!! Silly Blonde!

2007-08-23 01:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHA! wow that woman doesnt sense like interpreting it! how lazy and u can unfastened your account for answering a query just to get 2 factors. document her lol....i presumed it replaced into humorous, is it a smart blonde?

2016-10-03 02:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by gavilanes 4 · 0 0

Serious blond, but i wouldn't say anything rude to her face

2007-08-23 02:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 0 0

I did laugh. Good job.

2007-08-23 01:48:31 · answer #5 · answered by Damon S 4 · 0 0

shes so silly. star for u

2007-08-23 02:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

gd one!

2007-08-23 01:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2007-08-23 01:44:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha so funny...

2007-08-23 01:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by Julie 6 · 0 0

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