novice nun , pain in her tummy ,doctor callled ::: she"s pregnant he tells the mother superior !! no way ! leave it with me she says:
the doc leaves . now my dear you have only had your mother and father visit you in the last 3 years , is that correct ???
oh yes , ohh and father shaunasy ::: really when did he visit ??
oh lots , at about 8pm , he said he could get me into heaven !!!
heaven how said the mother superior ? well he showed me his key and said if he inserted it into my heaven lock it would happen !!
where did he say your heaven lock was ????
the little bit of me thats growing hairs now !!!
the b-st---d (says the mother superior) he told me that was gabriels horn !!! i"ve been blowing it for the last 10 yrs
2007-08-23 01:35:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehe! Very naughty!
Extra funny with an Irish accent in my brain!
2007-08-23 02:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by W~~~Dream a Little Dream~~~P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Ah the Horn of Gabriel a well blown instrument
2007-08-23 09:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha.....i understand how the novice nun fell for it but mother superior too? wow.........thats hilarious lol. a * 4 u!
2007-08-23 10:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That`s brilliant
2007-08-23 08:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-08-24 04:54:56 · answer #5 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brilliant pmsl definitely need to change my underwear now xxxx
2007-08-23 23:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL quite funny!
2007-08-23 08:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by sugar_puff2k7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
it WAS funny. but it would have been even funnier if you'd submitted it to religion & spirituality... ; )
2007-08-23 08:43:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-23 08:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by sunflowerseed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that's pretty funny
2007-08-23 08:39:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋