One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," said Dave. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Dave then asked who was in the second hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well."
"Can I borrow your dog?"
"Get in line." replied the man.
2007-08-23 01:22:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that was hilarious
2007-08-23 04:42:01 · answer #1 · answered by bris 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-23 08:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by gustogruff44 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet half the men on the site who are married would love a dog like that.Funny.
2007-08-23 12:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by lisa_t197 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-08-23 08:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO!!
Yes indeed, the joke is funny, very funny!!!
A 10 and a Star.
2007-08-23 08:27:15 · answer #5 · answered by deiracefan_219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goody!
2007-08-23 11:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by totally24fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO That's a well trained dog
2007-08-23 09:27:56 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-08-24 04:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-08-23 08:29:51 · answer #9 · answered by deepak d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-23 08:36:23 · answer #10 · answered by sunflowerseed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little funny
2007-08-23 09:07:34 · answer #11 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋