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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for those 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

2007-08-23 01:13:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

Brilliant again

2007-08-23 01:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

. . . . . and then i think he kissed the ' Blarney Stone ' and made a want that his dream could come genuine and the Witch time-honored practitioner could exchange in to that fancy shapely woman from the corner keep.

2016-10-09 02:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

We are the only race in the world that can laugh at ourselves!Nice one.

2007-08-23 01:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by mach 3 · 0 0

now thats one of the best irish jokes I've heard in a while :)

2007-08-23 01:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by frankyrulez 2 · 0 0

good one 10/10 lmao

2007-08-23 22:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0 0

Excellent....

2007-08-23 01:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by monkienutz 5 · 0 0

Hehe! That's a good one =]

2007-08-23 01:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 0 0

lol up the irish

2007-08-23 01:19:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMSUIAO Been there and done that one LOL

2007-08-23 02:25:22 · answer #9 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0 0

cool

2007-08-23 01:19:23 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

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