whats was the most awkward moment you can remember??

Answer 1

Coming home from a date and finding 3 x-boyfriends watching football with my Dad. The new boyfriend joined right in!

Answer 2

Back in the 80s, I got a chance to return to my hometown in southern Utah for the summer and flag for a construction company on a sparsely used, but routinely used highway. As a school teacher on vacation, it was neat, because I hadn't been back very often.

I was out doing a shift one day when two absolutely stunning, knock 'em dead women about my age drove up in a convertible headed south. Well, we got to talking about the area, what to do to see the local sites, etc, and the conversation became pretty brash and suggestive with one another quite quickly - even to the point that they joked that as a guy I could relieve myself behind the nearest bush while they would have to go a little deeper into the brush to accomplish the same task - you know - just playful yet flirtatious talk between a guy and a couple girls who had all "been around", so to speak. We were having a great time.

It was going to be a while until the cars came from the other direction and I could let them go so I finally got around to asking where they were heading, and the driver told me that they were heading to Phoenix to a thespian convention. Well, that is not what I thought I heard. I honest to goodness thought I heard her say LESBIAN instead, so simply commented on the fact that I, being very non-judgmental and forward thinking, thought it was great that "they" had a convention to which "they" could go in this modern society without anyone judging their way of life. I added that I was happy that we as a society were easing up such backwoods prejudices like those against girl-love. Well......the two of them became VERY quiet after that, and the girl finally spelled it out for me: "I said 'thespian' not lesbian. You know - those people who act?"

Well, all I could do was apologize, but the mood had been irreparably altered, for some strange reason, and the three of us remained in total, embarrassed silence for another ten minutes until the cars came from the other way. I took the baton from the final car, gave it to the girl because no other car had driven up to cut the tension, and wished them a good trip. She merely took the baton, looked straight ahead, and drove off while I stood there going, "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! She said 'THESPIAN', you idiot, not lesbian!"

I have never, ever forgotten the awkward silence that followed my gaffe, nor my sudden desire that day to crawl behind the nearest bush and die - not pee.

Answer 3

This just popped in my head. I was at work, and saw this nurse whom I never work with. She was expecting, so I rubbed her belly and told her that I needed some good luck. Come to find out she had already had the baby like 2 months earlier. I felt like such a idiot.

Answer 4

I must have blanked them out can't think of any real bad ones at the moment maybe a few on here

Answer 5

Actual excuse written to a teacher!
Matt was absent December 11-16, because he had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. His brother was also sick, fever, and sore throat, his brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, his father even got hot last night."

Answer 6

Drinking too much, getting 86ed & fired from the Denny's I worked at, going to another, getting in a fistfight, & 86ed from that one, luckily the 3rd Denny's that 86ed me yrs ago, served me-& it was the same server who kicked me out! 2 days later, I go to work sober, my boss says I've been fired for coming in that night drunk & trying to kiss on a waitress-(It was my night off & I don't remember half the stuff I did that night) anyway as I'm leaving, a cop pulls up & arrests me & takes me in-saying that woman wanted to file charges! after calling for a few weeks, I finally have a courtdate! (yes I'm taking a break from the bars-lol)

Answer 7

When I was in kindergarten I totally forgot to put my panties on in the morning because we were running late. Fortunately it happened when I went to the bathroom and I notice that i couldn't pull my panties down. It happened right before school started, so I told my teacher and she gave me some panties. I never did that again.

Answer 8

my boyfriend in high school - i was at his house for a sunday visit and dinner with his family .. his mom and dad had to run to the store for something,so they asked us to watch the stuff on the stove so it didn't boil over - they left and we ran to his room to,ya know,they came back - we didn't hear them,his dad came and burst in the door to his room (we let the stuff boil over) we were naked - i screamed and grabbed the sheet - they called my mom =( awkward was me walking thru their house to leave - i couldn't speak to them. every time i saw them after that was awkward. eeeecccchhhh !!

Answer 9

walking in on my best friends dad while he was changing....just a little awkward!

Answer 10

coming out of the beauty supply store to find my husband with a look of shame upon his face as he is squatting in sparse bushes taking a dump!!