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Find something to bite down on. Firm, smooth strokes with the scalpel, not violent stabbing motions. And stitches are for wimps. Real men used duct tape and barbed wire.

Good luck!

2007-08-22 17:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 2 0

Keep a steady hand and have lots of tissues nearby and a sandwich in case you get hungry later self surgery is hard work!!

2007-08-22 17:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by thickwitit1980 2 · 2 0

Have lots of paper towels handy. Bounty in the quicker picker upper.

2007-08-22 17:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by diedra 1 · 1 0

careful not to confuse the chicken wings with a surgery device...♥♥♥

2007-08-22 17:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go vegetarian a week b4 and after e op. Helped in my case.

2007-08-22 18:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0 0

Make sure you get both life and malpractice insurance.

2007-08-22 17:55:08 · answer #6 · answered by muffinman 7 · 2 0

Wash your hands first.

2007-08-22 17:58:52 · answer #7 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 1 0

Take this stick, put it in your mouth, and bite down HARD!

2007-08-22 17:55:40 · answer #8 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 1 0

make sure you shave the area first

2007-08-23 16:47:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Be Careful...those lobotomies can be tricky

2007-08-22 17:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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