What's the worse movie you've ever seen?

Question

Stepford Wives makes my list

Answer 1

Friday the 13th part V. That was incredibly bad. Nothing redeeming at all and I was just bored and annoyed the entire time I watched it. For me, a movie is usually bad when at the end I feel like I wasted that time of my life and can never get it back. That was the feeling after watching this movie.

Answer 2

Jess Franco's "Female Vampire".

I love the legend of the Karnstein family (basically a European family of vampires) but there was NOTHING remotely vampirish about this movie. The main character has a beautiful body, but we saw WAY TOO MUCH of it, way to often. You can't make a movie about a naked woman who isn't even doing anything interesting. The camera bumping into her face was particularly appalling.

And ... that poor bedpost!! No, best to leave it to your imagination ... it can't be as awful as the real thing.

My wife and I wanted to stop watching it, but it was so horrible we thought it had to go somewhere, develop some plot, do ... something ... anything.

The remake of the Stepford Wives was 10000 times better. It just did not translate to modern society. It was originally set in the early days of feminism where it actually had meaning .... and true horror.

Answer 3

Alexander was the first movie I almost walked out of the theatre(i stayed only because of my guest).There is a reason it was revamped twice since coming out to video.I have seen Plan 9 fom outer space and Manos which are truly horrific but you go in expecting them to be cheesy,that's not the case with Alexander,It also had the most inane love making scene I have ever seen on film,I would rather watch Plan 9 from outer space for 24 hours straight than see one minute of Alexander.

Answer 4

North

Answer 5

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I've seen lots and lots of films in my life, but none beat "Plan 9 From Outer Space," although some may say "Manos: Hands of Fate" would beat it. However, how can you top Ed Wood using a stand-in for the long dead Bela Lugosi (And a bad one at that?)? How can you top the actors reading the script, standing on their visible marks and the BAD BAD acting? Finally, how can you top bad special effects and problems with the lighting? Gotta love the badness of it!

Answer 6

"Cobra" starring" Sylvester Stallone. Sylvester Stallone deserves a place in the bad movie hall of fame. Can you think of a contemporary actor, making big-budget studio films, who's been in more awful movies? He seems to have an instinct for selecting projects destined to drive audiences away and delight bad movie lovers. Okay, he slips up and makes a decent movie sometimes, but he always manages to find ways to hinder himself again.

Answer 7

What's that movie Cedric the Entertainer made..... Oh yeah, "Codename: the Cleaners" I couldn't even finish watching that crap. For such a talented comedian he makes some crappy movies. But most of the great comics make crappy movies: Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, etc.

Answer 8

Worst movie- Super Mario Bros. (it was live action, Daisy was an archaeologist, and Yoshi was a small T-rex)

Least favorite movie- Open Water (absolutely pointless and sad, no moral or lesson to make up for it being sad)

Answer 9

Gliter starring Mariah Carey

Answer 10

The Lonely Lady -- genuinely bad, bad film. Do NOT bother seeing it just to verify for yourself. THAT bad.

and

Vertical Limit -- just plain stupid movie. Scott Glenn is the only real actor here, playing his standard Scott Glenn character, and some of the mountain scenery is nice. But it was just awful.