If you are attractive or at least halfway decent, answer these questions please...?

Question

1. Do you ever say smth like, "Most of my friends are cute guys..." and actually believe they are your true friends?

2. Do you think you dont have any girlfriends because they are such huge b..tches, and not you?

3. Do you ever talk a bunch of trash behind your better looking friends' back and then say, "I only say that because I care about her?"

Answer key:
1. yes
2. yes
3. yes

FYI, I am a professional athlete and have abundance of dough and women, but I like to make fun of them!

Answer 1

1. Wow! You mean all those cute guys that are my true friends are just being friends waiting for me to break up with my boyfriend?

2. But I have a lot of girlfriends, even if they are huge b..tches!

3. Why talk trash, nobody listens when you do!

So if you're a professional athlete, what sport are you in?

Answer 2

1. I don't have guy friends for this very reason, they have never remained platonic. Now that I am married I don't want to create any awkward situations with anyone as a result of my relationship.

2. I have girl friends. I have been friends with one since we were 4. There is really very little that we haven't been though, including b!tchiness.

3. No. If I do talk trash its an issue that I have already brought up with my friends.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

What does being an athlete have to do with anything?
1. I have lots of friends of both sexes.
2. no, doesn't apply
3. My friends don't have anything negative to say about me...in fact when I come to town, they throw an impromptu party!
(I try to always say positive things, unless somebody is a jerk & then I tell it to their face. I go to bed with a clear conscience! And I'm not even an athlete!)

Answer 5

You shouldn't generalize about people based on their looks. Obviously you've got a chip on your shoulder, you ought to take it to the source instead of ranting on Y Answers.

I'm told I'm beautiful constantly, by friends, family, even complete strangers. But I have lots of friends, most of whom are girls.. It doesn't have one thing to do with how I look, it's because I'm actually a kind person and people like me for me.

Answer 6

Well Mr I'm a professional athlete with loads of dough who likes to make fun of women, please may I introduce myself to you.
I am an incredibly attractive woman with a very sharp intellect.
I would eat you up for breakfast and then regurgitate you Dahling.

Answer 7

My, my, someones bitter. Whatever you have to tell yourself, buddy. We know the truth- you're pissed because we sit on the one thing you want and can't get. I wish you the best of luck, but I gotta tell you- that attitude's not going to help your situation.


Oh, of course you are honey, that's why you spend your time on-line with your bitter little rants, because you're so happy and successful. Uh huh.

Answer 8

Poor thing.... money can buy women but they sure can't buy love or in your case Class! Go throw yourself around somewhere else.... cause frankly we don't give a damn... about you or your money... LOL... pathetic huh ladies...

Answer 9

Wow, someone just had a bad break-up.

Answer 10

1. uhh. some are. but not really.
2.nope.
3.um. no. i'm not that mean.
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