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The following is an answering machine message.....what would YOU say if you could talk to the person behind the voice ????

"Thank you for calling 911. All of our operators are currently busy. Please stay on the line, and your call will be answered in the order it was received. (Worst Muzak possible.).......... .....Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold. Or, if your little emergency isn't too serious, leave a message at the tone, and one of our crisis operators will call you back. Have a nice day."

2007-08-22 10:42:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

HAVE A NICE DAY ????????????

2007-08-22 11:04:47 · update #1

17 answers

I am putting that on my cell phone for my voicemail.

2007-08-22 12:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by Joel 2 5 · 1 0

I'd get a way down to the 911 office and go postal. Bet they wouldn't put me on hold then.

2007-08-22 17:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by jacquie 6 · 1 0

"This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call."

2007-08-22 18:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd say what in the world is 911 busy for? They should not be busy.

2007-08-22 17:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by amcfan84 6 · 1 0

i tried to think up of something good to say but i cant!!! im stumped cos im sure this does happen sometimes and if it was a really bad emergancy id properly end up killing myself with grief...

btw are you the 'voice' you seem to have the lingo off real well!! haha!!

2007-08-22 17:49:59 · answer #5 · answered by I_Luv_P!NK 3 · 0 0

My jaw would probably drop, then I would go to the hospital and yell at them.

"THIS IS A FREAKING CRISIS CALL! OF COURSE IT'S SERIOUS!!"

something to that effect.

2007-08-22 17:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by Crappy Haircut Girl 6 · 1 0

WHAT THE MOTHER F U C K!!!!!!!!!!
i would be P IS S ED OFF!!!!!!!!!!
i would sue even if it wasn't important.

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2007-08-22 17:48:05 · answer #7 · answered by ~soul*of*a*diva~ 4 · 1 0

Hahaha.

2007-08-22 21:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by RB 7 · 0 0

I would say. "All I wanted to know is where your mother kept her heart pills? It doesn't really matter now she died while your freakin' message was playing. Have a nice day."

2007-08-22 17:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

OH GOD! OH GOD! My Dad just stabbed my mom's neck! Yeah, I'll go check and see if she's bleeding. Defiantly bleeding. Alright, call me back when you get this message. Bye.

2007-08-22 17:48:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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