There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid.
She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a rampant rabbit. She gets completely upset.
"You impotent b@ stard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You'd better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly... "I'll explain the rabbit if you explain the kids!"
2007-08-22 08:04:26 · 45 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
For those that are asking, I'm doing a survey I think!!! lol
I've already learnt some people sleep in the dark, and that was my question. x
2007-08-22 08:19:27 · update #1
your mind is working hard to day
2007-08-22 14:41:59 · answer #1 · answered by Grand pa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some thing went bump. Shadows someway blacker than black twist and knot, seeming to attempt against with the gloom. Inhuman grunts, hungry panting, ominous of their distorted resound from the severe obsidian ceilings. Louder and louder, and then, a single long moan. Satin sheets of rain have been beating against the window, a tree branch going taptap, taptap, yet for that one 2d the wind fed up in howling and each little thing became silent, nonetheless. The air hung heavy, pregnant with warmth and darkish and moist hair. Then, very softly, a rustle. The rain and wind picked up their mournful melody returned however the sliver of a moon broke with the aid of the indignant bruised rainclouds and its gentle ghostly beam fell upon the heaving mass of flesh quivering upon the mattress. the 1st gentle of the hour. And from the knot of limbs and sweat and sheets, whispers. "Oh Kale, that became remarkable. Im so happy you talked me into turning off the lights furniture." "I instructed you, Ronnie, its continuously extra relaxing on the hours of darkness."
2016-12-12 09:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream
2007-08-22 17:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by Knuckles 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sleep
2007-08-22 08:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by ericksmommy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol,funny.
2007-08-22 08:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i tend to sleep, i check up on my dog, see how my little girls doing, Go to the loo, watch T.V, Eat
I do most things at night i'm nocturnal as i call it
2007-08-22 08:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by minnasota mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um rampant rabbit?????? this for polls&surveys but i will give you a 10 plus for the joke its been a long time since i heard it
2007-08-22 08:10:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did the kids have long ears and a bit of an overbite?
2007-08-22 08:37:49 · answer #8 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one...I wasn't expecting that ending!
Star!
....BTW...this is a good example of how many people don't read the details of the question...like everyone who answered "sleep"....
2007-08-22 08:10:25 · answer #9 · answered by TracyTracer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh so that's why the ligths are always off in my house! Hmmmm will have to investigate
2007-08-22 08:10:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sleep
watch movies
2007-08-22 08:14:27 · answer #11 · answered by GOLDENFAIRY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋