what is the most awkward question a child has asked you??

Question

and that you had to explain???
this weekend my nephew asked me about my gilrfriend if we were married, and when i said no, then he asked why do you sleep in the same room together?? you could imagine the next questions he asked...so... have you found youreself in a similar situation?? when you had to explain to a child???

Answer 1

My ten-year-old son came running down the stairs one morning yelling, "Mommy, Mommy, look! I got my first b oner! What do I do with it?!"

I sent him to ask Daddy.

Answer 2

Not me, but happened to a friend of mine.

Her son was about 8 yrs old.
And it seemed like he was having some trouble with kids picking on him.
So she tried to talk to him about it, but he wouldn't really say anything.
He just kept saying "nothing is wrong".
So she kept telling him, that she was there for him if he ever wanted to talk about it.
So that night she's sitting at the dinner table with her son, and her younger daughter.
Just as my friend was about to take a bite of dinner, her son asked, "Hey Mom, what's a ********"? "And how do you do it, maybe that's the kind of job I want"......needless to say she spit her food right back out.
Totally honest story.
Our children are 17 now, and we still remember that day ;)

Answer 3

I was at a friends house, and I was on my period, had to dump my boyfriend even though I didnt want too, exams were coming and I wasnet ready at all, depressed and all in like a month so I was foods best friend. Well I gained about 20 pounds (all gone thank you..)

So I looked like a hippo. And I was sitting next to her 5 yearold sister talking to my friend and her mom and moms-boyfriend, his daughter, and everyone was eating at the table. well she opened her bratty mouth and said" YOU NEED TO GET SKINNIER!!!!!!!!!!!!" I acted like I couldnt hear her because I was talking to my friend, and I kept saying to my friend "what?" During this everyone was silent and the brat kept saying it when I was trying to ignore her and I dont know if her mom said anything because my head was still turned and me and my friend were talking. Well I dont know if everyone was listening but lets just say I wanted to smash her mouth... At least her fam didnt say anything. I really at that pointt wanted to kill myself, an just thought"WHY!!!"

Well, I didnt explain anything because if i did she wouldnt understand about anything I told you.

Answer 4

I was talking about the movie AI with my sister and I mentioned Jude Law's character was a gigolo, and my niece piped up and asked what one was... I drew a blank and said ask your mum!!

Answer 5

at a family get together when I was a teen, my little cousin asked me what all of the red dots on my face were.

Also, when I worked at a daycare, a little kid asked me why I was bigger than this other girl, even though she was older, I guess to little kids bigger=older.

Not as bad as what happened to you though.........

Answer 6

When a family member of mine was expecting a baby with her long time boyfriend my little sis asked me how they have babies if they aren't married.... she was old enough so i had to tell her that was horrible...

Answer 7

Well, I am usually in the opposite situation - my kids tell me more stuff than I wanna hear that they know about!

Answer 8

well, my 5 yo son saw me changing his sisters diaper and he asked "why doesn't sissy have a pee-pee". it was cute because he was all concerned that she couldn't go to the bathroom without one.


not to mention countless other questions

Answer 9

What's a tampon used for? I made up an answer, saying that they are used to stop up nose bleeds.

Answer 10

What's a condom? And I didn't bother answering it I just changed the subject.