2007-08-22 05:01:11 · 9 answers · asked by iliana 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Fake your own death, then video tape it and send it to your work with an un-smiley face saying "I'm sorry" on the front.
Don't worry I'll help.....**evil smile**..muahaha....all your mortal posessions with be mine..... MINE!!!!!!
2007-08-22 07:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by Shazza Baby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby, if your really sick, then call in in plenty of time so that a replacement for you can be found easily, however, if our not really sick, then suck it up & get to work!!!
2007-08-22 13:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This hasn't been tried a whole lot and it may or may not work, I would try to tell the truth. As I've stated above, this is an untested solution.
2007-08-22 13:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by Spade, Sam Spade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start blasting the place with a fully automatic AK-47. That should do the job!
2007-08-22 12:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by kontrolfreak66 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have yet to encounter a boss that will question "explosive diarrhea"
2007-08-22 12:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get overthe guilt and just call in... putso kefalo
2007-08-23 21:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SH$$ yourself
2007-08-22 12:08:28 · answer #7 · answered by doggonehandsome 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go in... throw up on boss... go home!
it always works, trust me!
2007-08-22 15:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by Rooster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call him and lie
jk
2007-08-23 01:18:46 · answer #9 · answered by mrs polaha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋