Hello Yahoo Friends!! I am at work, and I am bored....?

Question

could you please tell me a story or joke that will amuse me? I have 2 more hours to kill...

Answer 1

for YA : A Good Rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you to wear a Name Tag, you've made a serious VocationaL error...lol..

Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's ****.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

Answer 2

Ok here is the real 411 Ghost has asked Hurricane Fran to marry him. Just tonight in a question you can see for yourself. Ghost is jealous over chris j that is too funny! LOL I am just a Diva in his daytime drama AS THE YAHOO TURNS. Currently unemployed by said chris j he has now turned crazy and kidnapped Alda and Boris the Beaver (our mediatior) in his said Bronco and is cruzing by my horrid motel room on the west side of town throwing Snickers bars at my room. And doing all of this while wearing a purple suit.....*Geesh* When will all of this madness end? Good question! I have no clue.....*sigh*.

Answer 3

Hope it goes by fast for ya. The only thing I have is a Jeff Foxworthy and I'm listening to him now.
You might be a red-neck if you ever wore a T-shirt that said I'm with stupid and you're alone.Have a Great Night Sweetie!
Yahoo Ghost thinks she oops sorry is fooling me, I am jerking his sheet around quite a bit. or at least trying!!!

Answer 4

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Answer 5

aw shame on you on the puter at work? here's one out of Reader's Digest....Someone advertising on craigslist said she was well suited for child care. After all, she had plenty of experience in "CPR and Choking Children. Here's another...My wife was attending an all-day job fair, so I was surprisedwhen the phone rang and I heard a weary voice. "Everything all right?" I asked. "Yeah," she said. "I just wanted to talk to someone I didn't have to be nice to."

Answer 6

here's the latest.... there's this girl named Ladylinda (whom I'm falling in love with), she's hott!!! and then there's this guy named Chris J who's picking on her and Big Jay Seven is confusing the hell out of me.. and let's see..... oh yes! Boo/Original, she thinks she knows me and also there's a kids that's attatched itself to me but who the heck knows who it's momma or poppa are.. I think it's chris j messing with me or Jay Seven and now Ladylinda is vivid with Chris J and frankly I"m getting jealous that she gives him all the attention...

Answer 7

As you know I had a couple of bike shows this past weekend. One of the regulars asked me to be some eye candy while some people took pictures he wanted of his bike and as I was still in my leathers ...I said why not ? So along comes a good ole boy and his fake and ditsy girlfriend.He says to her "You havin yourself a good time darlin?"And she looked up at him and said " Ohhhh not that I know of Burl."

Answer 8

Once there was a man who worked his tail off everyday and had to put up with idiots, while his ol lady played on the computer while she was at work.....Must be nice!

Answer 9

I know what you mean I'm in the exact situation as you! I would rather be anywhere else but at work today!