A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog."
"Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar where he asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my guide dog."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as guide dogs."
The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?"
2007-08-21 23:41:28 · 6 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant lol 10/10 x
2007-08-21 23:50:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-16 10:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-22 00:06:44 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmfho.lol
2007-08-22 03:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That made me laugh! Thanks for sharing it! :-) bbjo.
2007-08-21 23:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*Good one !!!!! LOL !!!!!
2007-08-21 23:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋