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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

2007-08-21 22:18:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

hahaha I wonder would I get away with that. lol

2007-08-22 00:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

lmfaoooooooooooooo . nice one on the deck agen thnx . well the man who followed was a nightmare who wanted to become the lightmare coz fo the bulb .

10/10 and thumbs up

2007-08-22 05:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Two very smart workers-wish I'd thought of that when I worked in one! going to email this to a bunch of friends but not right now. It is 4:25 a.m. and going back to sleep,I hope.

2007-08-22 05:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 2 1

Hahahahhhaha! Another great joke from you!

2007-08-22 06:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 2 1

Ha, ha, ha!

I loved that one!!

10/10 and your star is on its way!! *

2007-08-22 06:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2 1

Ha ha that's really good, kinda seems like a blond joke though! *Star* for ya :-)

2007-08-22 05:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 2 1

Ha ha ha.!!!
Great one Mysterious.!!!
10/10.!!!
Must try that some time, lol.!!!

2007-08-22 05:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2 1

witty to the max

2007-08-22 05:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Draquoir 5 · 2 1

Just keep shining your light. If you hang upside down please wear jeans (well, on the other hand...).
Nice thx

2007-08-22 05:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Very very funny...

May be the Boss saw her
sexy underwear, now he's blind !!!


Aaron.

2007-08-22 06:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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