Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)
Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)
Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)
Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)
Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)
The teacher was asking here students "How many letters are in the alphabet?". A student said "18". The teacher said "Why 18?" The student said "Because ET left in a UFO and was chased by the CIA"
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!
2007-08-21 22:17:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha yeah V good have a star
2007-08-21 22:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hmm... I dont get the one about the 18 letters thing.. Where do you get the number 18 from? Also... are the first set of Alphabet Q and A jokes? Sorry... NOT funny
2007-08-21 22:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by oOo GINA oOo x 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Gr8 ones there!
Keep 'em coming!
Need a good laugh to start the day!
2007-08-21 23:01:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Short and sweet.!!!
Liked them so 10/10 for the Mysterious lady.!!!
Especially the last one, lol.!!!
2007-08-21 22:32:48 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Short and sweet how nice. If they are long I get bored of them. lol
2007-08-22 00:01:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good !
Sit down, relax and HAVE A STAR !!!!
Aaron Moses.
2007-08-21 23:20:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooo nice jokes . well waht does letter M means . it means myesterious and her myestriously clever brains lol.
good one gal
2007-08-21 22:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow...this is fun. Instead of asking a question so that we can answer, you say a bunch jokes for 9 yr olds.
Congratulations and thanks for the 2 points.
2007-08-21 22:22:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
heyy
It waz great
but y did u give da answers? U cud hv only asked questions and we cud hv answerd
2007-08-21 22:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
the one about the alphabet's good. 18 letters...
but the last one's crap - sorry
2007-08-21 22:21:48 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋