A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
2007-08-21 22:15:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
home sweet home!
Who said that men always want one thing?
LOL
2007-08-21 22:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by Nova 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think you worded the end part wrong... just a guess. but it's slightly confusing the way you wrote it down maybe next time give each spoken sentence it's own line and stuff. either that or I'm a bit slow tonight...
2016-05-19 21:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Nice one Cass.
Have a star
2007-08-22 05:47:49 · answer #3 · answered by Scott S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool! I am a trucker, so I see the humor in that!
2007-08-21 22:24:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
10/10 for the laughs!!
A star is on its way!!!
2007-08-21 23:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Superb! x
2007-08-21 22:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by monkienutz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-08-21 22:51:36 · answer #7 · answered by lenmac71 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, LOL
2007-08-22 03:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one. nice
2007-08-21 22:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by That guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow...that's sweet--in an awful sort of way.
2007-08-22 03:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by SomeGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋