I know everyone loves to share the funny things their kids say, so please share your stories. And I will share mine.
I am pregnant with #2. A few weeks ago I was explaining to my 5 year old girl, in her terms, the purpose of the umbilical cord and other things baby related... And then yesterday she was listening to my belly, trying to hear the baby and she jumped up real quick and said " MOMMY I can hear the water going through the pipes" I said you can? and she said oh wait what is that thing called? I told her the umbilical cord. and she said "OH Yes the umbical cord I remember now." THen she started listening to my belly again and said OOO Mommy this baby HAS to be a BOY because he burps alot.(I didn't tell her that it was just my stomach making noises.. ;o) )
Well after I had an ultrasound, she was very excited to hear that she was RIGHT and she is going to have a baby brother. So now she says she knew all along that I was having a boy. lol
Thanks for sharing!
2007-08-21 20:45:10 · 9 answers · asked by Sweetp 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
when my mom used to wash her face over the bathroom sink at bedtime she would splash lots of water and it would stream down her arms and off her elbows. My little brother always asked why mama had pipes in her elbows.
I was explaining to my niece about my poodle puppy and things he liked to do and that he loved me. She looked at me with big eyes and said 'he can talk?'
2007-08-21 20:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by winkcat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 7 year old brother recently asked my mum the where do babies come from routine. My mum explained the whole when a man and a woman love each other very much yada yada right up until she came to and the mother squeezes as hard as she can and the docter helps bring the baby out from the womans vagina. He thought about this for a while and said (the spelling is correct) mummy bagina's are awesome!
2016-04-01 10:33:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was really windy and my little nephew at the age of 2
just started to talk good enough for us to understand
him lol... The wind was blowing hard and he was
listening to it and he ran to me and said in a scared
little voice... Oooh Aunty hear that? the woof... the woof
Oooo LMAO I tried to make him say Roof with a R
but he kept saying.. uh huh the woof!! LOL.. that was
always my favorite memory of him LOL...
2007-08-21 20:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by Saffie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From a friend I heard this story about her brother.. when he was only very little, maybe 2, she had her first playdate with a little girl who only had sisters and wasn't very used to boys. Anyway my friends brother, Jacob, heard the doorbell came barrelling down the hallway towards this little girl with his hand down his pants and his dummy in his mouth, he pushed his dummy to the side of his mouth and said "Wana see mine doodle?" Needless to say, the little girl was very shocked and my friends Mom was mortified! I love this story!
2007-08-21 20:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was telling my two kid's that they were going to have a brother or sister in 9months.and my son who is 7yo said
"cool you ordered a baby.is it a boy?when will they deliver the baby?" I had to start laughing when he said that.it was so cute.my daughter who is 5yo just said yeah!!!!!
2007-08-22 02:32:10 · answer #5 · answered by momto3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my 3 year old was at my friends home in the backyard and we were watching her play all of a sudden she said look mummy i have a dick. well i was shocked and then she pulled a stick from behind her back
2007-08-27 14:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have been complaining about wanting to lose weight. In an effort, I started making salads and more healthy stuff for dinner. She was upset and asked why we had to eat it. I told her because I wanted to lose weight and she asked ''Well, have you called Jenny yet?"
2007-08-21 20:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by LadyRico 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
well I thought it was funny when my son was 3yrs old we were sitting outside and he saw a cat so he tried to go touch it well the cat ran away and he looked really sad...so I said that cats a chicken and he said yeah chicken and fries..
2007-08-28 12:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my daughter tells me i am not wise all the time she also calls me silly billy mummy as well she is 2 next month and so cute
2007-08-21 23:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by shannonhf05 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋