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There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.

When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn’t a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.

When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.

He said, “The first one was a girl.”

The mother: “What did you name her?!?”

Brother: “Denise!”

The Mom: “Oh, wow, that’s not bad! What about the second one?”

Brother: “The second one was a boy.”

The Mom: “Oh, and what did you name him?”

Brother: “Denephew.”

2007-08-21 19:32:37 · 9 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

lmfaoooooooo . nice one it surely is that ladies brother was not bright but a genius . lol thumbs up mate

2007-08-21 19:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cute and a star.

2007-08-21 20:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 0 0

A star!!

2007-08-21 21:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL! i love it!!! that is absolutely hilarious! and not crude, which is always a plus.

2007-08-21 20:13:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

hehehehe!
lame guy he is where did he get the names!
star for you

2007-08-21 20:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by baby gal 3 · 0 0

lol
funny

2007-08-21 21:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by A+ 4 · 0 0

hahaha nice

2007-08-21 19:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha
very interesting...
i actually couldn't guess wat name he would have named the twins
haha
nice 1
interesting

2007-08-21 19:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by charmaine 2 · 0 0

lol!

2007-08-21 19:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by btrfli1172 3 · 0 0

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