2007-08-21 17:16:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
redqueen always wanted to ask but was afraid to.
2007-08-21 17:25:36 · update #1
He intended for you to eat the darn thing but you had a mind of your own.
2007-08-21 17:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no God. The caterpillar smashing was a purely random act.
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God wanted you to learn a lesson about the bleak brevity of our existence.
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The caterpillar was a serial murderer in a former life, and his punishment is to be repeatedly reincarnated into creatures that will suffer painful deaths.
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Have you ever read the Hitchhiker's Guide books? Remember Agrajag? How many other creatures have you killed? I would watch your back, if I were you.
2007-08-22 00:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by superfish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not God's fault. It was a suicidal caterpillar whose wife had just run away with a younger Italian lover.
2007-08-22 00:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by Dreams 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It goes back to the whole "In his own image" thing.
He wanted you to get the same rush he gets when he does a global flood, a plague, kills the firstborns, etc.
2007-08-22 00:19:39 · answer #4 · answered by That's not what I have seen. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You weren't using sense he gave you to wear shoes. Did I get answer right, that sounded like joke?
2007-08-22 00:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by michelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To increase your sense of guilt. Obviously, it worked.
2007-08-22 00:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by gehme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww that is soooo gross!! maybe God got a big kick out of it. he saw it comin....he knew you were about to do it.....and He just let you do it.
2007-08-22 00:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by breeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the caterpillar had it comin'...
you were merely an *instrument of correction*...
2007-08-22 00:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by chieko 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was tired of butterflies
2007-08-22 00:25:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he wanted to hear it squish as a test of your faith in ignorance .
2007-08-22 00:21:01 · answer #10 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋