Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, ''Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant.''
"And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.
"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the department manager.
"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.
''Simple,'' said the department manager, ''Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'''
2007-08-21 14:58:50 · 11 answers · asked by Homeless 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have other funny jokes also. check them out
2007-08-21 15:09:42 · update #1
LOL! That's hilarious; thanks for sharing!!!
2007-08-25 12:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-21 15:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good bit of humor. Thanks. People don't normally beg for stars, they are given because people like a joke or question. DE
2016-04-01 10:19:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still managed to laugh again...haha=D
2007-08-25 04:58:45 · answer #4 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
ur jokes r very practical
keep coming!!
2007-08-21 15:16:39 · answer #5 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That is funny! Oviously, he was cheating...
2007-08-21 15:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was AWESOME! Serves him right. LoL!
2007-08-21 15:14:17 · answer #7 · answered by mskaityw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, ha ha ha. I like it.
2007-08-21 15:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHEATEr CHEATER ASHOLE EATER!
2007-08-21 15:02:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-08-21 15:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-21 15:03:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋