A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what’s happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."
2007-08-21 14:49:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahhahaaaa, Laughing my @ss off here mate.
2007-08-21 15:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know some other version of that joke:
The barber cuts accidentally one of the earphones, and the blonde drops dead about 15 secs later.
investigating, the barber an d the police officer listen to the one earphone still working: "Breath out" --- "Breath out"-----
2007-08-21 22:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-04-01 10:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
This reminds me of my brother, a real Apple Macintosh fan, who bought one of the very first line of iPods before it became such a rage. He had those things jammed in his ears 24/7, full volume. People would see the iPod and its gleaming white exterior and assume it was a piece of medical equipment. They thought he was wearing a *hearing-aid* (it was actually quite the opposite).
2007-08-21 15:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-21 14:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The old ones r the best - lol
2007-08-21 14:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Makes you wonder how the blonde sperm makes it to the egg first.
2007-08-22 02:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao awesome blond joke. star for you hun thx for the smiles ;)
2007-08-22 05:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that before it is quite funny actually!!
2007-08-21 22:14:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh!!! I'm telling that one to my blonde boss tomorrow
2007-08-21 14:56:58 · answer #10 · answered by Ellie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋