George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He called the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the house and caught the burglars red-handed.
2007-08-21 14:42:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
2007-08-21 14:43:17 · update #1
That is so funny. Yeah.. the police were lying. It took me a minute to figure it out though.
2007-08-21 14:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-21 21:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome!
2007-08-21 21:54:28 · answer #3 · answered by Ria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! So that is how you get them to respond quickly!!!
2007-08-21 21:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but old
2007-08-21 22:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by Steven T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
omggg that is SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!
oh woww!! thats sooo true!!!
haha wow thanks! u made me laugh =DD
2007-08-21 21:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by *.:LATiiNA:.* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the idea...
2007-08-21 21:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋