You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian's Roommate, Rachel, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Rachel,
and this had only made her more Curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react,
she started to wonder if there was more between Brian
and Rachel than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you
Rachel and I are just Roommates."
About a week later, Rachel came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle; You don't suppose she took it, do yo u?"
Brian said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
mother that Read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Rachel, I'm not saying
that you "do not" sleep with Rachel. But the fact remains that if
Rachel is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
2007-08-21 14:20:52 · 12 answers · asked by RobinRedBear 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it, i should do that one day to my own kids when they get older, i love it.
2007-08-21 15:43:05 · answer #1 · answered by rockgirlfury 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you rub the polish on and off with a soft cloth? Or with something else? If you used something else, you may have scratched and dulled the surface.
2016-04-01 10:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, Mom's smart.
2007-08-21 14:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by Bet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can never fool mama!
2007-08-22 01:23:34 · answer #4 · answered by Dondi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-21 15:07:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great. I love it. gotta remember that ,one day I might have kids. I'll be telling that one at work tomorrow.
2007-08-21 15:15:19 · answer #6 · answered by CALIBOY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke, jus glad my GF was here to tell me the joke part ><
give me best answer for being stupid>< i didnt get it
2007-08-21 14:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by edawg2362 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that was a good one. Mom's are smart :-)
2007-08-21 15:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
da mama always knows!
2007-08-21 23:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by lenmac71 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats brilliant
2007-08-21 14:31:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋