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Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."




Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."




The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.





The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."



The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"

2007-08-21 14:13:56 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

64 answers

haha that took me a few seconds to understand it put I get it. Hehe star :]

2007-08-21 14:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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2016-11-13 03:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Awesome

2007-08-21 14:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

10 points out of 10!!

2007-08-21 14:18:33 · answer #4 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0 1

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-08-21 14:38:06 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Being a brunette, I love blond jokes! lol that is funny!

2007-08-21 14:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by puanani 5 · 1 1

Yep! The true stories are always the best!

2007-08-21 14:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I only dont like it cuz i heard it like 1000 times.

2007-08-21 14:48:16 · answer #8 · answered by baseballfreak2570 2 · 0 0

Heard better
Heard worse

2007-08-21 14:17:49 · answer #9 · answered by IDKthat 4 · 2 1

lmaoo . good one . poor blonde instead of sayin cease fire she said fire . gosh sad for the third member of the blondes angels

2007-08-21 14:24:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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