If agnostics took up suicide bombing, would we retaliate with a War On Indecisiveness?

Answer 1

Would their targets be fences?

Answer 2

Can't really define Agnosticism as Indecisiveness, if the "decision" doesn't really matter at all. Unlike what Millenniallist Christian freakazoids think, we do NOT have some "crucial spiritual decision" that we have to pick between the big white-bearded invisible pixie and the red-skinned horned invisible pixie or our "soul" (whatever THAT might be) is imperiled.

Our world is NOT at the crux of some major spiritual events; aren't we tired of apocalyptic hooplah, yet? It's just a way to feel "special".

What will REALLY happen is the End Times...but just for Christians, as they grow elderly in the pews listening to stories of amazing miracles that happened in the distant past, of God plainly evident to Hebrews as a pillar of smoke by day and pillar of fire by night, but NO miracles or God-sightings for the modern suburban believer. How depressing! They might schism and set off some new religion just to recapture that Year Zero feeling of wonder and joy...but the world may not tolerate any more divisive, violent freaks.

Answer 3

haha that's a good one.

Actually I am an apathetic agnostic. This by reason that I am just as apathetic about making a decision on god as god has been about me... so suicide bombing is way too heavy, (man ~ pass the lintel soup, please).

Besides, why make a decision on the big old god question now? That's just a complete waste of a good thought process while ever I can remain dispassionate on the topic.

Now that's the thing about Theists and Atheists... always passionate about their position statement ... at each others throat about who is right and who will be left.

Nah... agnostics will sit back and watch the fire works, sipping champaign from their hot tub. Let the theists blow each other up. Sure as eggs the atheists won't. It's a process of natural attrition after that.

Answer 4

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not too sure.

I have Agnostics down, in my book called Understanding Planet Dwellers, as xians without the courage to make a decision on insurmountable evidence that there are no InvisibleSkyCritters ... based on common garden logic based on the fact that children starve and are abused - no 'god' worth worshiping would allow harm to children ... and yet it happens all to frequently.

QEfD

Answer 5

Agnostics aren't indecisive. We look at the proof and see there is no proof for or against a god. Your being very narrow minded and I think if you take off the blinders you will see that agnostics are the only people on here dealing with proof.

Answer 6

I'm tired. I think I'm going to get some sleep.
I have to ride my bike in the rain tomorrow, which sucks.
Plus my friend said he had a lock for me to lock it up with and then I just got off the phone with him and he said he lied.

Crazy world.

Oh well

Answer 7

I think anyone who knows me would never call me indecisive.

Where does this misconception that agnostics are indecisive come from?

We KNOW without a shadow of doubt that there is no proof of the existence or non-existence of God!

Answer 8

"Well I've always said, There's nothing an agnostic can't do if
he really doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not"

Monty Python's Contractual Obligation album (1980)

Answer 9

LMAO....missed you, Groover.

British comedian Mark Thomas said a thing:
"How can you have a war on terror? Terror's a concept. I mean, fair enough, you wanna go to war against concepts, cool, let's have a war on clutter next..."

Answer 10

wouldn't that mean that the war last only as long as the current political campaign season?

Answer 11

No we would just go bomb some middle east country.

Love and blessings Don