"We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6, 7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
No it's because your 25.
2007-08-21 14:02:07 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That's funny; thanks for sharing!!!
2007-08-25 12:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-21 14:06:04 · answer #2 · answered by l.o.v.e. .l.i.f.e. 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was worth 14 stars.
2007-08-21 14:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
love the Blonde jokes keep them coming
2007-08-21 14:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by john m 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh go on then have a star. I'm blonde, I should be offended!
2007-08-21 14:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by kerry c 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
25 and counting to 10?
Smarter than me...
2007-08-21 14:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by Alex M. 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dust off the trophy.
2007-08-21 14:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny. I love jokes keep them comming
2007-08-21 14:10:56 · answer #8 · answered by ~*Becky*~ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah thats pretty funny.. and i'm a full on natural blonde
2007-08-21 14:06:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats too funny!
2007-08-22 06:45:40 · answer #10 · answered by Cady B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny! Great job!
2007-08-21 14:07:52 · answer #11 · answered by jjc92787 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋