Aye, me parrot concurs!
2007-08-21 13:18:20 · 21 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Pick me! I will guide your Pirate ship as your Figurehead. With my Eagle eyes, I shall see danger coming before they know you are in the water. I also have a very extensive set of flags, from almost every country and some that are the figment of the creative imagination of a friend that knows I love flags. Flags of all affiliations are necessary for any decent Pirates to wreak havoc and load up on bootie and as if I needed to sweeten the pot, I know where almost all of the Vile Temptresses are hidden.
2007-08-21 18:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Puffs chest out* Here I am, Mr. Pirate.... wanna piece o' me? Hmmm? Wanna touch my cookies? *Swishes seductively* Yes? Of course Mr. Parrot can join! *Begins orgy*
Now get in that thar kitchen 'an make me a chicken pot pie, ye lowly dog!
EDIT: Aye, Darth, but a good man o' fortune be not a pirate then. He be a girly man. Eat yer Vegemite.
2007-08-21 20:37:07 · answer #2 · answered by Thrice-Baked the Third 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
All of us Vile Temptresses go to Hell in a Handbasket every Firday so you can hitch a ride - which is half the fun . Its round trip and we usually travel skyclad. Plenty of us 'good women there!
Got industrail size???
2007-08-21 21:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try in church, if that don't work try Pirates of the Caribbean,
Pirate Masters, or maybe Captain Hooks Ship...lol just joshing!
2007-08-21 20:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by lucy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do I get the feeling you're a 98lb nebbish living in your parent's basement, wacking off to web porn???
2007-08-21 20:30:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Aye I'm right here!!
2007-08-21 20:29:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Avast, ye scurvy sea-dog. If ye be still alive in the mornin', then ye'll be makin' the breakfast.
2007-08-21 20:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bad, bad pirate, you made Jack cry. You need a spanking.
2007-08-21 20:39:16 · answer #8 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say here
but I cannot compete with Rammie
2007-08-21 20:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Spits out manly rum, arrrrr, be a landlubber
Where be the black spot
2007-08-21 20:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋