A couple of redneck hunters are out in
The woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
And his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then
Whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!
The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
2007-08-21 13:03:59 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahaha cracking up here! Haven't heard that one. ty
2007-08-21 13:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-21 20:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a star from me for this one!!
Thanks for the laugh.
DE
2007-08-28 04:26:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, you made me laugh so hard i cried! Rarley does somebody do that! ....Wow.... I like that joke! You get a star from me!
2007-08-21 22:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by K'Dee xD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. I really needed the smile
2007-08-21 20:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny... make sure he's dead. *BANG*. Poor guy. What if he WASNT dead?
2007-08-21 22:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha.......
The redneck sure is wise,isnt he?lol...
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-08-22 07:26:11 · answer #7 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darn, that operator's probably blonde too.....
2007-08-21 20:23:10 · answer #8 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, very funny. just had to giggle
2007-08-21 20:09:45 · answer #9 · answered by mkb2000bkm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!!!! that was funny star for you
2007-08-21 20:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by karmenchicago 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋