This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots a blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could not stand it any more she called out to the blonde in the field.
“Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?”
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, “Because it is an ocean of wheat.”
The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field. “It is blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.”
The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.
The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and shook her fist at the blonde in the field then yelled, “If I could swim I would come out there and kick your butt.”
2007-08-21 12:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! good!
2007-08-21 17:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny "Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?” Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about” Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?” blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire: fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest.....Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home. They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre. They went to see "Closed For The Winter". why cant blondes make kool-aid they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths." Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet how did the blonde get square boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention.So she eventually got her to the emrgency.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button." two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train.
2016-05-19 02:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-21 12:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-21 12:37:00 · answer #4 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny!
2007-08-21 12:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel T. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS HILARIOUS!oops
2007-08-21 13:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny, thank you
2007-08-21 12:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by Shaima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-08-21 12:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-21 13:22:32 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋