This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, 'Did you hear that Fluffy died?' The guy stammers and says, 'Um...no...um...what happened?'. The neighbor replies, 'We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!'
2007-08-21 12:16:27 · 4 answers · asked by ms.smilez66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-21 12:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA , dat guy had to clean him up alllll for nothin
2007-08-21 19:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by French Fry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That waspretty good! I'll be waiting to hear more!!
2007-08-22 15:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by Fortune Cookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh how funny, that poor honey bunny
2007-08-21 19:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by Shaima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋