Talking Clock
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup" replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed:
"FOR The Love of God, YOU ASSHOLE....it's three o'clock in the morning!"
2007-08-21 12:06:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol that's a good one.I must remember it next time my hubby asks for the time,but have a star on me,thanks a million for the laugh you made my day.
2007-08-21 12:18:24 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats great definately 1 to remember in the future
hav a star
2007-08-21 15:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lawl
2007-08-21 12:14:53 · answer #3 · answered by randomdude 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Still Laughing as I write this.
That was Genius!
2007-08-25 01:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-21 13:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL have a star for that, keep em coming
2007-08-21 14:04:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-08-25 04:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by CHARLΣΣ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Three chuckles for you!
2007-08-21 12:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ive never heard that b 4 !!! thnx fr the laughs...
2007-08-21 12:20:21 · answer #9 · answered by ms.smilez66 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Really really really lmfao! Best new one today! Star!
2007-08-21 12:38:04 · answer #10 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋